- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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