- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

David Cameron

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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