Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

j.p. is dumb

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Anti Joke

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