who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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