- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A pope meets another one

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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