Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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