- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

united we sit, cause we're fat

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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