What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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dallen loves penis

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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