Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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