- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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