Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

A boy with red hair is happy.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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