- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

pobody's nerfect

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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