What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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