what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Roses are red Im adopted

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