- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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