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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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