Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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