- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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