man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

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