why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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men's rights activists

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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