What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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dat shoe shine tho

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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