I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Sex education in Texas,

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