- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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