Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

every cloud has a silver lining

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...