- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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