How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

women's rights

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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