What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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