- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

black chicken. kfc

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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