- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

black chicken. kfc

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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