- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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