- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Knock Knock. Doors open

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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