Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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