- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Poker face

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Jack Stevens

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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