- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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