- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You know whats annoying? Steve

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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