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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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