What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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like if your cool

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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I asked her where you were.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Whats two plus two Four!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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