- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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