- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

The chickens have become self-aware!

men's rights activists

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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