- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

a irish man walks past a bar

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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