Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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kathryn atkins

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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salad days!

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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