- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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