Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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