Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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