Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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