- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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