What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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