A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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j.p. is dumb

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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