- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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