- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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