Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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