- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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