How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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