- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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