What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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knock knock Goodbye

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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