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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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