- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

i'm hard

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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