Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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