- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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