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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

knock knock come in

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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