- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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