Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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