Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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how man

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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