- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A women left the kitchen.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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