How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

thumb_up thumb_down -10

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

thumb_up thumb_down -10

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops